Monday, March 31, 2008

Google - Apply [lips] Directly to My Buttocks

Google - I hate your search results, but I love your email

Screw you Google and your putting this "Landyman Luke" and his Land Rover Forum posts above LandyMan Land in your search results. LandyMan Luke...seriously? Landrathetic.

News flash to "madmatt" - know one cares about you wanting to "rewire all [your] auxilary lights...using Busbars to take earths back to battery etc" other than this LandyMan Luke and his not-as-cool-as-the-real-Merlin Merlin Power Store. What does that even mean? And 7 Question marks in your title doesn't make your question any more interesting and/or deserving of a number one Google search result. And using the word "Power" doesn't make something automatically cool.

Clearly my post about your post is far more deserving of such fame.



(note - if you, LandyMan Luke or madmatt, ever actually read this post - i'm a jealous/sarcastic idiot and have to actually give props to anyone using the name LandyMan...use it well, my friend, use it well...)

1 comment:

Doctor said...

You know, by linking to the other guy you increase his Google PageRank - making it more likely that he'll continue to appear above you. Sweet irony.